[The smile is surprisingly disarming, and Jeff suddenly can't remember if that's always been the case or not. He takes the guidance, leading them both away from Jake's minor meltdown.]
Either that or that bird's gonna peck his eyes out.
[ he looks back over his shoulder in jake's direction, laughing just a little, and falls into step beside jeff. hands shoved in his pockets, and he slows to a stop when he can't hear jake or anyone else anymore. as close to remote and intimate as it gets around here for anyone. ]
[Jeff is so desperate to channel 'smooth' here and failing utterly. He mimics David unconsciously, tucking his own hands into his pockets as he turns to face him.]
Dunno. Thought maybe we'd - sit and chat again. See how it goes without an awful drink.
[ he tilts his head, thinking about that. he kinda thought he was just gonna walk jeff into the woods and put the moves on him, which seems like an intensely creepy way to think about it once it goes through his head, but... talking. sober. he can do that. ]
Don't usually chat without a healthy dose of social lubricant.
[Jeff seems unbothered by the concept. (Any annoyance that flickers across his face is purely a byproduct of the fact that the phrase 'make out' feels like an extremely teen girl thing to say.) Sure, he'd like to talk to David more, just because he felt comfortable around the guy - but if that wasn't in the cards, he'd manage.]
[ said as though he might as well have just said "duh" instead, and he steps a little closer to jeff. mostly just because he doesn't like having too much space between them, he's decided. ]
But if you wanna chat, we can. Might as well see if you can stand a conversation with me sober, eh?
[Jeff raises a hand when David closes that distance between them, touches it to the other man's arm. He's not exactly sure what the rules are here, but he's doing his best to read David's personal comfort levels.]
Tell me the truth - would you actually wear a feather earring?
[ the touch to his arm gets a little smile, and david responds by gesturing to a tree with a broad trunk and a brief touch to jeff's waist to nudge him in that direction. they can sit there, and maybe jeff won't notice how uncharacteristically sheepish david is if his attention is elsewhere. ]
[There's something profound about the gentleness of David's little smile and the touch to his waist, and Jeff gives him an unreadable look at he leads them both to that tree. He sits down, tucking himself against some of the roots, and then raises an arm - as if indicating for David to sit against him here.]
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You were.
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You don't know me well enough to say that.
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I want to say I'm usually smoother than this, but I'm honestly not.
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[ david is just standing there, arms folded over his chest, watching jake have a go at this bird with a look of sheer delight on his face. ]
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You really weren't exaggerating.
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[ david turns to look at jeff with a smile and nudges him lightly in a different direction ]
Let's, uh. Let's go somewhere a bit quieter huh?
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He'll wear himself out eventually.
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[ he looks back over his shoulder in jake's direction, laughing just a little, and falls into step beside jeff. hands shoved in his pockets, and he slows to a stop when he can't hear jake or anyone else anymore. as close to remote and intimate as it gets around here for anyone. ]
So... How's a do-over work?
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Dunno. Thought maybe we'd - sit and chat again. See how it goes without an awful drink.
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[ he tilts his head, thinking about that. he kinda thought he was just gonna walk jeff into the woods and put the moves on him, which seems like an intensely creepy way to think about it once it goes through his head, but... talking. sober. he can do that. ]
Don't usually chat without a healthy dose of social lubricant.
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[Jeff seems unbothered by the concept. (Any annoyance that flickers across his face is purely a byproduct of the fact that the phrase 'make out' feels like an extremely teen girl thing to say.) Sure, he'd like to talk to David more, just because he felt comfortable around the guy - but if that wasn't in the cards, he'd manage.]
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[ said as though he might as well have just said "duh" instead, and he steps a little closer to jeff. mostly just because he doesn't like having too much space between them, he's decided. ]
But if you wanna chat, we can. Might as well see if you can stand a conversation with me sober, eh?
[ definitely 100% a joke ]
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Tell me the truth - would you actually wear a feather earring?
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If someone made it for me, yeah.
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Alright. You still like big dogs?
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enabling bad sleep habits
shh i don't know what you're talking about
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