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@hardlydead

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(cont'd from)

Right, yeah, I see.

How long is it gonna take me to live this one down.

[hardlydead]

Another reason you're cute is because you think that's ever going to happen.

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:(



:((((((

[hardlydead]

😘

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Maybe I just didn't want you kissing drunk bread mouth.

[hardlydead]

I'd still want to kiss you no matter how drunk and bready your mouth is, so that's just something you're gonna have to deal with.

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[Oh no, now he's touched.]

I think that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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What, really?

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Uh. I mean, it was a joke, but it's probably true, too.

[hardlydead]

Oh.

Well it's the truth.

[ why does he feel so awkward now oh no ]

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Got me acting like- fuck, what was the skunk named. In Bambi.

[Jeff is still fighting for his life through this hangover.]

[hardlydead]

You get mad when I say you're cute and then you tell me shit like that. That's not fair.

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Shut up. What was it? Thumper was the rabbit.

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Changing your name in my phone right now.

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To what? You don't remember his name either.

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Oh right.
Shit.

[ PLAYED HIS HAND TOO EARLY ]

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Fuck, this is driving me crazy. Something floral.

[He's so fucking stupid.]

[hardlydead]

I can't help you, I've got no idea.

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[An extremely extended silence, before:]

Flower

[hardlydead]

[ immediately he sends a screenshot of jeff's number with the name changed to flower ]

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Who are you, again? I don't recognize this number.

[hardlydead]

Oh okay, goodbye.

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[In his defense, Jeff's silence is 5% calling David's bluff, 95% closing his eyes to recover from his awful fucking hangover.]

[hardlydead]

[ jeff please you know he's stubborn. does he keep looking at his phone? maybe, but he's not going to LOSE. ]

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[It'll take a few hours, but ultimately he'll just send a photo of a crusty piece of bread he apparently ferreted away into his own pocket.]