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[hardlydead]

Yeah, but I've got great aim.

[outerfringe]

Think you were just hoping for an excuse to see him with his shirt off.

[hardlydead]

[ the twin thoughts of "how dare you" and "wait shit i can talk about that now" kinda trip him up here, give him a minute. ]

I can think of someone else I'd rather see with his shirt off.

[ smooth. nailed it. ]

[outerfringe]

[Okay at least Jeff is now able to ID the flirting for sure when it comes his way.

Still doesn't mean he's always great at overt reciprocation.]

I'm guessing Trickster.

[hardlydead]

You couldn't think of someone who isn't shirtless half the time anyway?

[outerfringe]

We know too many teenagers. I was trying to think fast.

[hardlydead]

You know what, fair enough.

How's your head?

[outerfringe]

Grateful for the dark for once. How are you feeling?

[hardlydead]

Oh I'm fine. You know, aside from the horror of you thinking I want to see Trickster with his kit off.

[outerfringe]

??? Why is that horrific? Weren't teen girls paying big bucks for the opportunity?

[hardlydead]

Dunno how to tell you this, Jeff, but I'm not a teenage girl.

[outerfringe]

I just meant he's a handsome dude. Objectively.

[hardlydead]

Personally I prefer a bloke I haven't heard giggle after smashing me in the head with a baseball bat.

[outerfringe]

You prefer the kind of guy who lets you throw darts at his face, I get it.

[hardlydead]

I just think "don't try to kill me, but be willing to put your life in my hands for dumb, drunken ideas" is a good foundation for any relationship.

[outerfringe]

I guess that checks out.

[hardlydead]

So am I throwing darts at your face or not?

[ is he joking? maybe! ]

[outerfringe]

I mean. If that's what you look for in a guy.

[Sign him up?]

[hardlydead]

You've already got plenty of what I look for.

[outerfringe]

You can't put me in your phone as Flower and then say shit like that, man, come on.

[hardlydead]

Hey you brought Flower into this, not me.

[outerfringe]

Because you say stuff like that!

[hardlydead]

Yeah because it's the truth.

[outerfringe]

How did it take me so long to figure out how fucking sweet you are.

[hardlydead]

Shut up, don't turn this around on me.

[ he's not sweet!! go away! ]