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[hardlydead]

You know what, fair enough.

How's your head?

[outerfringe]

Grateful for the dark for once. How are you feeling?

[hardlydead]

Oh I'm fine. You know, aside from the horror of you thinking I want to see Trickster with his kit off.

[outerfringe]

??? Why is that horrific? Weren't teen girls paying big bucks for the opportunity?

[hardlydead]

Dunno how to tell you this, Jeff, but I'm not a teenage girl.

[outerfringe]

I just meant he's a handsome dude. Objectively.

[hardlydead]

Personally I prefer a bloke I haven't heard giggle after smashing me in the head with a baseball bat.

[outerfringe]

You prefer the kind of guy who lets you throw darts at his face, I get it.

[hardlydead]

I just think "don't try to kill me, but be willing to put your life in my hands for dumb, drunken ideas" is a good foundation for any relationship.

[outerfringe]

I guess that checks out.

[hardlydead]

So am I throwing darts at your face or not?

[ is he joking? maybe! ]

[outerfringe]

I mean. If that's what you look for in a guy.

[Sign him up?]

[hardlydead]

You've already got plenty of what I look for.

[outerfringe]

You can't put me in your phone as Flower and then say shit like that, man, come on.

[hardlydead]

Hey you brought Flower into this, not me.

[outerfringe]

Because you say stuff like that!

[hardlydead]

Yeah because it's the truth.

[outerfringe]

How did it take me so long to figure out how fucking sweet you are.

[hardlydead]

Shut up, don't turn this around on me.

[ he's not sweet!! go away! ]

[outerfringe]

What? You're adorable. I had no idea for so long.

[hardlydead]

[ ... maybe if he leans into it jeff will stop ]

You know what, yeah I am. I'm fucking lovely.

[outerfringe]

[Optimist.]

You are. I'm glad you let me see it. :)

[hardlydead]

[ shit. what now. ]

Changed my mind, I'm gonna throw you in the campfire.

[outerfringe]

Love to see you try.

[hardlydead]

I've thrown bigger men than you around.