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[hardlydead]

I can pierce your other nostril if you really miss being that stupid. Already did Leon's ear.

[outerfringe]

The hell are you piercing people with?

[hardlydead]

Darts.

[outerfringe]

That can't be hygienic.

Maybe an ear.

[hardlydead]

To be fair, I don't think either of us were thinking about hygiene when I was throwing a dart at his ear.

[outerfringe]

You pierced it from a distance?

[hardlydead]

Yeah?

[ how else would you use a dart ]

Original plan was to pierce his nipple but I figured his ear was a better shout.

[outerfringe]

Oh, my god.

[hardlydead]

What?

[outerfringe]

Just trying really hard to picture it.

[hardlydead]

Which part's tripping you up?

[ probably says a lot that david doesn't think any of this is weird ]

[outerfringe]

When you say you threw the dart...

[hardlydead]

Like if I was playing darts, yeah.

[outerfringe]

Jesus fucking Christ, David.

[hardlydead]

What? It's fine. He's fine.

[outerfringe]

Sure.

Probably a good call on the ear, though. Nipple piercings suck.

[hardlydead]

[ wait-- ]

You had yours pierced?

[outerfringe]

For like six months, yeah.

[hardlydead]

It was that bad?

[outerfringe]

Caught one on a loose thread once and I prefer the meathook.

[hardlydead]

So what you're saying is I did Leon a favour.

[outerfringe]

By throwing a dart at his head.

Sure, yeah.

[hardlydead]

Yeah, but I've got great aim.

[outerfringe]

Think you were just hoping for an excuse to see him with his shirt off.

[hardlydead]

[ the twin thoughts of "how dare you" and "wait shit i can talk about that now" kinda trip him up here, give him a minute. ]

I can think of someone else I'd rather see with his shirt off.

[ smooth. nailed it. ]