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[hardlydead]

What?

[outerfringe]

Just trying really hard to picture it.

[hardlydead]

Which part's tripping you up?

[ probably says a lot that david doesn't think any of this is weird ]

[outerfringe]

When you say you threw the dart...

[hardlydead]

Like if I was playing darts, yeah.

[outerfringe]

Jesus fucking Christ, David.

[hardlydead]

What? It's fine. He's fine.

[outerfringe]

Sure.

Probably a good call on the ear, though. Nipple piercings suck.

[hardlydead]

[ wait-- ]

You had yours pierced?

[outerfringe]

For like six months, yeah.

[hardlydead]

It was that bad?

[outerfringe]

Caught one on a loose thread once and I prefer the meathook.

[hardlydead]

So what you're saying is I did Leon a favour.

[outerfringe]

By throwing a dart at his head.

Sure, yeah.

[hardlydead]

Yeah, but I've got great aim.

[outerfringe]

Think you were just hoping for an excuse to see him with his shirt off.

[hardlydead]

[ the twin thoughts of "how dare you" and "wait shit i can talk about that now" kinda trip him up here, give him a minute. ]

I can think of someone else I'd rather see with his shirt off.

[ smooth. nailed it. ]

[outerfringe]

[Okay at least Jeff is now able to ID the flirting for sure when it comes his way.

Still doesn't mean he's always great at overt reciprocation.]

I'm guessing Trickster.

[hardlydead]

You couldn't think of someone who isn't shirtless half the time anyway?

[outerfringe]

We know too many teenagers. I was trying to think fast.

[hardlydead]

You know what, fair enough.

How's your head?

[outerfringe]

Grateful for the dark for once. How are you feeling?

[hardlydead]

Oh I'm fine. You know, aside from the horror of you thinking I want to see Trickster with his kit off.

[outerfringe]

??? Why is that horrific? Weren't teen girls paying big bucks for the opportunity?

[hardlydead]

Dunno how to tell you this, Jeff, but I'm not a teenage girl.