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To what? You don't remember his name either.

[hardlydead]

Oh right.
Shit.

[ PLAYED HIS HAND TOO EARLY ]

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Fuck, this is driving me crazy. Something floral.

[He's so fucking stupid.]

[hardlydead]

I can't help you, I've got no idea.

[outerfringe]

[An extremely extended silence, before:]

Flower

[hardlydead]

[ immediately he sends a screenshot of jeff's number with the name changed to flower ]

[outerfringe]

Who are you, again? I don't recognize this number.

[hardlydead]

Oh okay, goodbye.

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[In his defense, Jeff's silence is 5% calling David's bluff, 95% closing his eyes to recover from his awful fucking hangover.]

[hardlydead]

[ jeff please you know he's stubborn. does he keep looking at his phone? maybe, but he's not going to LOSE. ]

[outerfringe]

[It'll take a few hours, but ultimately he'll just send a photo of a crusty piece of bread he apparently ferreted away into his own pocket.]

[hardlydead]

[ jeff??? ]

Wow. Holding out on me this whole time.

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I'm never drinking again.

[hardlydead]

We both know that's a lie.

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I mean it. I'm done. I just slept with bread in my pocket.

[hardlydead]

If that's the weirdest thing you've ever done drunk I'm not sure if I should be jealous or sad for you.

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God, no. Got my nose piercing in the back of a bar on a drunk dare.

How'd I go from noserings to carbs.

[hardlydead]

I can pierce your other nostril if you really miss being that stupid. Already did Leon's ear.

[outerfringe]

The hell are you piercing people with?

[hardlydead]

Darts.

[outerfringe]

That can't be hygienic.

Maybe an ear.

[hardlydead]

To be fair, I don't think either of us were thinking about hygiene when I was throwing a dart at his ear.

[outerfringe]

You pierced it from a distance?

[hardlydead]

Yeah?

[ how else would you use a dart ]

Original plan was to pierce his nipple but I figured his ear was a better shout.

[outerfringe]

Oh, my god.