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[outerfringe]

I'm never drinking again.

[hardlydead]

We both know that's a lie.

[outerfringe]

I mean it. I'm done. I just slept with bread in my pocket.

[hardlydead]

If that's the weirdest thing you've ever done drunk I'm not sure if I should be jealous or sad for you.

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God, no. Got my nose piercing in the back of a bar on a drunk dare.

How'd I go from noserings to carbs.

[hardlydead]

I can pierce your other nostril if you really miss being that stupid. Already did Leon's ear.

[outerfringe]

The hell are you piercing people with?

[hardlydead]

Darts.

[outerfringe]

That can't be hygienic.

Maybe an ear.

[hardlydead]

To be fair, I don't think either of us were thinking about hygiene when I was throwing a dart at his ear.

[outerfringe]

You pierced it from a distance?

[hardlydead]

Yeah?

[ how else would you use a dart ]

Original plan was to pierce his nipple but I figured his ear was a better shout.

[outerfringe]

Oh, my god.

[hardlydead]

What?

[outerfringe]

Just trying really hard to picture it.

[hardlydead]

Which part's tripping you up?

[ probably says a lot that david doesn't think any of this is weird ]

[outerfringe]

When you say you threw the dart...

[hardlydead]

Like if I was playing darts, yeah.

[outerfringe]

Jesus fucking Christ, David.

[hardlydead]

What? It's fine. He's fine.

[outerfringe]

Sure.

Probably a good call on the ear, though. Nipple piercings suck.

[hardlydead]

[ wait-- ]

You had yours pierced?

[outerfringe]

For like six months, yeah.

[hardlydead]

It was that bad?

[outerfringe]

Caught one on a loose thread once and I prefer the meathook.