[ he's teasing, jeff is probably top of the list now for sure. david actually wants to get to know him better? which is strange, he's been pretty happy to keep that wall up between himself and the other survivors since he got here. ]
[God, he's drunk and this is funny for a reason he can't pinpoint. Jeff is left grinning just very slightly, holding up one hand and holding it over his heart.]
I promise. You're first in line. [A pause, followed by-] Maybe second. If Jane puts me on her show. [That actually sounds horrifying, but whatever.]
[ something about that makes his expression fall just a little before his brain catches up and reminds him he's drunk and looking for excuses to be sad. none of that. ]
[ the mental image of jeff in a variety of stupid, poorly knitted hats is honestly just as charming as it is hilarious and david smiles a little at the thought when he turns his head to look at jeff to really picture it. ]
They'll probably think it's some kinda... Rock 'n roll fashion the kids are doing.
[ he keeps watching jeff until he realises he's being looked at in return, and he suddenly ducks his head like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't be. ]
Guess you'll be a real hit with the old grannies then.
[Jeff looks a little startled by the enthusiasm, then privately proud. He glances around, finds a stick, and begins a careful outline of an American Staffie in the dirt.]
He's the best. Had been at the shelter for ages - but he's a lovebug.
Nah, man. [It's dismissive, sure, but friendly about it. There's a sad sort of fondness on his face as he drags the stick through the dirt.] I'm the one who lucked out. Couldn't imagine a better friend to have. Hope my neighbor found a good home for him.
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[He isn't.]
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Alright, fine. I'd be a good distraction.
[Hopefully this is all hypothetical!]
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Makes both of us.
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Thanks, man.
[For sharing. For the respite.]
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[ is it a mistake to drain the rest of the bottle? yes. but david does it anyway. ]
This was nice.
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[It's lighthearted, not a demand. He wouldn't be hurt if David chose to relax with someone else in this hypothetical next time.]
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[ he's teasing, jeff is probably top of the list now for sure. david actually wants to get to know him better? which is strange, he's been pretty happy to keep that wall up between himself and the other survivors since he got here. ]
[ weird. ]
You get your hands on any, you better share.
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I promise. You're first in line. [A pause, followed by-] Maybe second. If Jane puts me on her show. [That actually sounds horrifying, but whatever.]
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That's fair, I can't compete with that.
[ joking, light-hearted. ]
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[Just a filler noise. He's tired, stalling to keep the conversation going.]
Maybe two hats. When you get to knitting.
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You can have as many hats as you want. Long as you don't mind 'em looking like shit.
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Yeah, sure. It's a deal. Gotta have a variety to impress the old ladies at book club.
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They'll probably think it's some kinda... Rock 'n roll fashion the kids are doing.
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Dunno, man. You'd be shocked. Way more heavy metal grandmas than you think.
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[ he keeps watching jeff until he realises he's being looked at in return, and he suddenly ducks his head like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't be. ]
Guess you'll be a real hit with the old grannies then.
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Might be, yeah. Maybe I'll just get another dog.
[Maybe he'll get five. That feels like a life well spent.]
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Any particular breed?
LOL
Not really. Big ones.
[The breeds with hearts of gold that terrify people for some reason.]
they're both so dumb and awkward it's killing me
Huge, slobbery babies.
[ god he loves them ]
Drunk and gay is a mood though
Yeah. Wish I had pictures of mine. He's the best.
lmaooo you're not wrong
Tell me about him.
[ it's important!! ]
I think that's the breed
He's the best. Had been at the shelter for ages - but he's a lovebug.
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He was lucky to have you.
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slow zoom out to 4 survivors awkwardly getting ready for a trial by the fire with this going on
"do jeff and david know we're here or"
feng stares directly at the camera like they're in the office
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