[He has no idea why he's so surprised that David is being sweet in the face of his extremely juvenile insecurity. Maybe because it's so juvenile. Now he's just embarrassed, and he gently tries to spin it into a joke.] I should probably stop spooning with the Huntress then, huh.
[ to be completely fair, with as colourful a dating history as he has, weathering a partner's jealousy isn't exactly new to him. it's a relief he won't admit to say these things and mean them. ]
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I dunno, you ever been in her lodge? She's got some nice blankets. You sure you wanna give that up?
It's pretty cute when you fall asleep like that, though. [And he's only had to unceremoniously dump David off of him once when someone wandered into their dim little pocket of the woods.]
[David, you are an extremely closeted gay man and Jeff is doing his best to maintain your comfort levels, okay.] ? I'm happy with whatever you are, man.
Jeff, I am constantly having to fight myself to keep my hands out of your trousers.
[ look he's a "fucks on the first date" kind of guy it's hard to remember that whole "deep and pervasive worry about being found out" thing sometimes ]
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If you say so.
Feels like a good time to remind you for no reason at all that I don't just lay down with and give headrubs to anyone.
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Only you.
[ he very nearly jokingly suggests someone else but david gets the feeling that would be very poorly recieved right now. ]
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[ that said-- ]
I dunno, you ever been in her lodge? She's got some nice blankets. You sure you wanna give that up?
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That's true.
Always nice to sleep next to.
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[ jeffrey!!! ]
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You're adorable when you sleep.
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I mean you're full of shit, but hey. If it keeps you sleeping with me I'm not gonna complain.
[ wait-- ]
There's gotta be a better way to say that.
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So you're telling me I've been showing all this self-restraint for no reason?
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[ look he's a "fucks on the first date" kind of guy it's hard to remember that whole "deep and pervasive worry about being found out" thing sometimes ]
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Guess I could throw in the towel next time I see you.
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[ subtweeting trapper 24/7 ]
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