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Piss off, I'm not cute. You're cute.

[ jeffrey!!! ]

Both things can be true.

You're adorable when you sleep.

Long as you think so, I guess.
I mean you're full of shit, but hey. If it keeps you sleeping with me I'm not gonna complain.

[ wait-- ]

There's gotta be a better way to say that.

I feel like you're calling me easy.

I think that might be one of the last things I'd call you.

Huh, really? Cause I was about to agree.

[ jeff if you could only hear the way he burst out laughing ]

So you're telling me I've been showing all this self-restraint for no reason?

[David, you are an extremely closeted gay man and Jeff is doing his best to maintain your comfort levels, okay.] ? I'm happy with whatever you are, man.

Jeff, I am constantly having to fight myself to keep my hands out of your trousers.

[ look he's a "fucks on the first date" kind of guy it's hard to remember that whole "deep and pervasive worry about being found out" thing sometimes ]